Bag of Stork Farts
(Supporting charities that support single mothers and their children)

  • $ 9.95

Storks, long celebrated for delivering bundles of joy to expectant parents everywhere, are known to pass a bit of gas while in flight…and, their flatulence happens to be in the form of a sugary cotton candy treat.

Our think tank has engineered a patented system for collecting this delicious flatulence for all to enjoy. Celebrate the joy and magic of parenthood with our 100% free-range, locally sourced and naturally gluten-free stork farts.

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